Woody has been Let It Go’s resident Unicyclist and Eagle Scout since his first Burn in 2013. Voted “Most Likely to Bleed” 4 Burns in a row, this cognitive scientist looks forward to reprising his role as the Head of the 2nd Annual Ninja Parade at 2017’s Burn Night. In the default world he’s currently recruiting for the Dream Team in his MAR5 Colonization proposal, editing his first book, and claims to do “tech stuff” to pay the bills.
Wanna hear his time travel joke…? Again?